50: Glen Writes a Golden Girls
A Golden Girls outing that didn’t happen… but maybe should have.
49: Frank Lambert Is Worried His Son Is a Hairdresser
Real men don’t work with their fingers.
48: Drew and Glen Rank the Sexiest Sitcom Dads
No, the subject of Tony Danza does not come up.
47: Grace’s Father-in-Law Is Gay… And Also Dead
From ‘I’m gay’ to ‘He’s dead’ in the span of two episodes.
46: Edith Bunker’s Cousin Is a Lesbian… And Also Dead
Edith Bunker is No. 1 best human. Period.
45: Susan’s Dad Had a Gay Affair With John Cheever
The tragedy of Susan Ross and the continual queering of George Costanza.
44: Homer Moves Into the Gayborhood
Can the show outdo its landmark “Homer’s Phobia” episode? Nope, sure can’t!
43: A Very Brady Christmas Is Gay Enough, Say Drew & Glen
Racecars as a metaphor for homosexuality.
42: Ross’s Lesbian Ex-Wife Gets Lesbian Married
Despite itself, this gay Friends outing gets more right than wrong.
41: Everybody Loves Raymond’s Possibly Gay Brother
Who knew CBS could do gay panic more thoughtfully than NBC?
40: Gayest Game Show Ever
It’s “Name That Sitcom!” but with a major assist from Google Translate.
38: Endora Turns Darren Into a Homo
Technically, Bewitched never did an out-and-out gay episode. Technically.
37: Caroline’s Assistant Is a — Wait, He’s Straight?
Sometimes the Ross and Rachel model of sitcom romance just isn’t for you.
36: Suzanne Sugarbaker Accidentally Dates a Lesbian
Because not every queer-focused episode of Designing Women has to make you cry.
35: Ellen Comes Out*
Just in time for everyone not liking her, we’re finally talking about Ellen.
34: Dinosaurs Uses Vegetarianism as a Metaphor for Homosexuality
The metaphor is so thick, this one uses the word ‘herbaphobic.’
33: The Gayest Saturday Morning Cartoon Episode Ever
Dungeons & Dragons & gently coded same-sex love.